Serious inqueries only.
"OMG I’m like OBSESSED with this! Seriously obsessed.”
Friends don’t let friends overuse the O word. (via astronauttheatre)
Great banner ad placement, Daily Beast. Also, great dress, Prince Harry!
Turbo Tax asked me to report this income, but my freelance Nazi hunting last year only netted me about $600.
I wish could make this picture my ringtone somehow.
Breakout star of Hurricane Sandy: The sign language interpreter for Mayor Bloomberg
Pretty sure the replacement refs in the NFL this year think they’re officiating Calvinball.
It’ll be Alan Rickman vs. John Cusack at next year’s Oscars. I’m calling it.
Kim Jong Un? More like Kim Jong Fun!
When you control the mail, you control Gotham City!